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Shitty Graffiti Artist Captures 19-Year-Old Girl’s Heart | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

“Adam is so hot,” gushed Tisselo, 19, who six months ago would never have imagined she’d be dating an avid graffiti painter with absolutely no grasp of light or perspective. “Everything about his art is just so fascinating—from his sloppy stencil work, to his total lack of compositional understanding, to the places where he paints, which are completely obscured from view because he’s a huge coward and is terrified of getting caught.”

“And if that weren’t sexy enough, he’s also probably one of the worst DJs I’ve heard in my life,” she continued. “I’ve never been so in love!”